The Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang Life Of A Surburban Clayton Boy!

Damn sad lah...

2007-06-03T04:11:00.001+10:00

The last part so sad

Hellogoodbye!!

2007-05-01T20:04:00.000+10:00

Just for u!!!

2007-02-22T00:19:00.000+11:00

In this world there are 6 billion people
Some are eating, some are sleeping
Some are working hard to make ends meet, some are lying and cheating just to get through the day
Some are at war with good people, some are fighting against evil
Some are falling in love, some are hoping and waiting to find love
Some are crying from broken relationships, while others are crying tears of joy
Some are rejoicing while some are grieving
Some have already given up...while others are hoping for a second chance
6 billion people in this world, 6 billion souls living each day

...and sometimes all you need is just one

My seductive style??

2007-01-24T22:12:00.000+11:00

Its a brand new year!!

2007-01-24T02:09:00.000+11:00

Heya people!! Its updating time. Phew...so many tings to do cuz exams round the corner...and I'm going home!!! Yay!! Neway...its been a great Xmas and New Year's here. We had a good Xmas dinner actually. Xmas here is so unlike Singapore. Its dead on Xmas eve...kinda like the first day of Chinese New Year back in Singapore. Everybody spends Xmas Eve with their families...friends and stuff...not like us...go clubbing of some bloody crowded place for countdown. New Year was spent watchin fireworks. Thanks Roxanna for having Kelly and I over...we had fun...and met sumone with the ahem...same bdae as me...BHS part 2. Sigh..wats new...always meetin ppl like that. Its a mix between Glenn Seah and Mark...Tua KAng at its best. Aussie's are wierd...Countdown is spent watching fireworks...kinda miss back home where I have a good dinner with my family n stuff. But wat the heck...at least I had sumting to do and sumwhere to go. Dez...better enjoy yer time in Singapore man...over here...life stops after 6.

Jan 5...the day I was borne...lolz...Jonny wanted to eat Lobster...wahahah...went all the way to Boxhill man...with clams and XO sauce and Salt n Pepper fish...guess wat...we forgot to take the photos of the food...too hungry liaoz...buay tahan. Haha. Well...my bdae happened to coincide with a clubbin session organized by the pancake parlour gang...supposed to be a quiet affair where no one knew it was my bdae...but low and behold... 'sumone' just had to leak it out...sigh...drinks drinks and more drinks were ordered that I had to finish. But it was fun...Aussies like house n rave...Asians?? Need I say more?? Left the place with Kelly n my Korean colleague Lee with no hot chicks...wats new.

Been clubbin a bit since Darren and Cow came back. Lolz...Prya and Kelly can't get enough of BEach Club...lolz...wait till I get back then we will party with the rest man. Now gotta worry bout Jensen and Jason when Ops Liver Endurance II takes place on the 9th after I get back. Sob sob...I'm gonna get carried out of the club...no more safety spec...no more safety driver cuz got no car in Spore...lolz...unless my dad lents me his company van. Wahaha.

Alcoholic Lee, Prya, me and Kelly

Sweet Kelly...she's single...any taker...lolz?

Meet Em...she hotter in real life

Coffee session along Swanston with my colleagues and my baby. Wonder why she looks so sad?

Fei Fei sleeps about anywhere

Is Fei Fei hugging Louis? Or vice versa?

Ok kids...heads up for the camera man!

Fei Fei SIT!!! Dun Move...Ahhh...NO!!

Laptop learning 101~

Look who's help herself to my quilt...

'I'm so cold...I wanna go with u back to Singapore'

Summertime

2006-12-11T01:54:00.000+11:00

Finally had time to sit down and update wat's going on in Melbourne. I got my results just a few days ago and though it did not meet my goal...I think I did pretty well. 1 HD, 1 D, 1 Credit and a Pass. Was disaapointed with my finance though cuz it pulled my whole average down. But on the whole...I still manage to maintain my distiction streak. Well...this is just the beginning...hopefully I'll try to pull everything up to HD level...then maybe I'll try applying for Melbourne Uni...hehe...from being a Surburban Clayton boy to your typical city slicker.

Takin up a part-time job at Pancake Parlour as a kitchen hand working 20 hrs a week earning about $12.50 an hour and studying my summer module is no easy task. With trying to hit the gym 3 times a week, man I'm so fully utilise...well...what to do? When my mum saw my face on the webcam she asked why my face was swollen...haha...even my ex-colleagues also said that I put on weight. Time to get the abs back again man (so Carmen stop saying I'm thin ok). I applied for a waiter job but got to be a kitchen hand instead. Fact is, a kitchen hand doesn't get to cook...most of the time is spent facing the dishwasher. The restaurant is located at one of the busiest section of Melbourne city...well...i asked for it. At least working is better than spending 10 hours a day playing DOTA and I'm happy with the pay...least its better than working in Spore...lolz. Clubbing has taken a back seat in my life now...cuz everyone has gone home...and Jon doesn't like to club. So yeah...Friday nights are spent playing with my lil cute baby.

Weather hasn't been cold lately so I took the opportunity to do my favourite past time when I'm free...suntanning. And there is no other better place to do it than the rooftop of the our garage. The sun in Aussieland is not like Sentosa. 1 hr in the sun makes u really tanned...I was out there for 2 hours...so u guys go figure what happened. I really can't wait to get back to Spore man...9 months without my family, friends and food is getting to me real bad. I constantly miss home. 2 weeks back in Spore in Feb may be a short time...but each time spent with u guys back home is as precious as gold. I promise to meet up with as many of u guys as possible ok...Sigh...Xmas, New Year and my Birthday will be spent alone this time. Sob Sob...so sad.

With a coke in hand and my Oakleys on, sitting on my comfy chair...Operation Suntan has just begun....

Front's done...time for my back. Jon took this picture from my room window.

Picture of my room...it has a pretty nice view at night...see I'm a lil fat already. Puffy cheeks!!

How much is tat doggie at the window...woof woof

FYI I'm not naked...my boxers were on ok

Mr Kwan's favourite...Swedish meatballs and smiley face fries...total damage...extra 500g on
body

Rocky Road cake at Crown

Peek-a-boo!!

Jay...wtf is your dog trying to do to my lil angel!!!!

Lolz...MONSTER-KILL!!!

The 2 kids sleeping underneath my study table

So sound asleep that they din notice me walking around taking their pictures

ACS Survival Guide 101

2006-12-01T03:06:00.000+11:00

Hit List to Survive in the old Barker Campus

Thou shalt always wear school badge for fear of pinch on nipples by Farmer Chan.
Thou shalt avoid Farmer Chan at all cost to prevent smack on backside
Thou shalt wear pants 2 sizes bigger that it hangs on yer hips n sweep the floor
Thou shalt always have a hairspray n pointed orange comb in hand
Thou shalt not leave plate of potato wedges unattended for fear of free-loading from the usual suspects
Thou shalt always throw wet toilet paper on the ceiling
Thou shalt always keep fire extinguisher box key handy for storage of handphone, discman n pager
Thou shalt use distilled water bottle as a water gun
Thou shalt eat chee cheong fun carefully for fear of spattering sauce on shirt
Thou shall go to toilet during change of period to comb hair
Thou shalt use paper given out during chinese period to make paper aeroplanes
Thou shalt only use pink plastic ball in school quadrangle
Thou shalt always support Shaw pool chicken wings and chicken pie
Thou shalt always listen for head prefects warning n remove books from under table in time to prevent confiscation
Thou shalt doodle on table whilst bored
Though shalt use rubber under chair n desk as a projectile for defense measures
Thou shalt always eat Sochews n Menthos in class
Thou shalt sneak in from Oldham Hall n head straight to class when late
Thou shalt always soak chicken rice with beef gravy and chilli
Thou shalt proceed to Cyberdome after school
Thou shalt never ever incur the wrath of Sunny Ng
Thou should always bring school tie on Monday or risk standing at the back throughout chapel
Thou shalt put bible in place quietly
Thou should never ever pontang school leaving by the church driveway
Thou shalt sleep in class tactically
Thou shalt always make fun of Lalita
Thou shalt never offend Chao Typhoon
Thou shalt always keep clear of Chao Typhoon after recess
Thou shalt always remember Julia Lee's butt without fail
Thou shalt always support n show face but never take part in confrontations
Thou shalt always use OHP projecter as mirror
Thou shalt believe Cross Colours, Airwalk n Alien Workshop are cool
Thou shalt never miss a school outing in foreign countries
Thou shalt never throw rocks in the field for fear of hitting sumone's head
Thou shalt always choose truth instead of dare
Thou shalt always make fun of Chinese High n Cat High wearing shorts for 4 years and showing their leg hair
Thou shalt always believe chinese lessons are a waste of time
Thau shalt always remember these following names: MGS = Monkey gal skool, SCGS = Singapore Chao Gu Bak School, St Marg = Polka Dot Skool and NYGH = 80%, 20% rule
And make fun of our House's names: CKS = Chia Kao Sai, GHK = Go HK and Thoburn = Toe Burn
Thou shalt tear victims underwear leaving them underwear-less n give wedgies
Thou shalt understand that any undone homework can be copied in the morning
Thou shalt never forget the body slam incident by Jonny on Li Jing
Thou shalt always disturb feminine people like Jason Tan n frens
Thou shalt believe that John Chao can be bribed by food
Thou shalt never get to know gals from IRC cuz u never know what u are gonna get
Thou shalt pass on IRC gal's number to buddies to get rid of them
Thou shalt carry a fake JPG wallet regardless of size n length
Thou shalt always visit the dentist during lesson times
Thou shalt always forget to bring textbook so that you can be sent out of class to talk to your buddies who are also outside
And finally...my favourite one...thou shalt NEVER EVER shine the laser pointer at female teacher's backside especially when sitting at the back seat

This is hilarious

2006-11-24T04:12:00.000+11:00

Sigh...some tings lawyers ask and people's answers in court...kinda stupid n no brainer

30 things people actually said in court
Question 1.Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15thQ: What year?
A: Every year.

Question 2.
Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Question 3.Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?

Question 4.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years

Question 5.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Question 6.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximatly milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Question 7.
Q: Sir, What is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, Ithink.

Question 8.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Question 9.
Q:Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So it was possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brains was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Question 10.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped thedefendent, were you red and bluelights flashing?
A: Yes
Q: Did the defendent say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes sir
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Question 11.
Q: Now doctor, isnt it true that whena person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning?

Question 12.
Q: The youngest son, the 22 year old,how old is he?

Question 13.
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Question 14.
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Question 15.
Q: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Question 16.
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?

Question 17.
Q: You were there until the time youleft, is that true?

Question 18.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Question 19.
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at the time?

Question 20.
Q: She had three children right?
A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?
A: none.
Q: Were there any girls?

Question 21.
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Question 22.
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather eleborate honeymoon, didnt you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Question 23.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Question 24.
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Question 25.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?

Question 26.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: I do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, Voodoo.

Question 27.
Q: All your responses must be oral,OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral

28.
Q: Do you recall the time you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Question 29.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Question 30.
Q: Did he kill you?

Exams are over

2006-11-16T20:41:00.000+11:00

Yupz...exams are finally over...YAY!!! But I'm still not going back to Sing-a-Pore just yet. 3 weeks of studying like shit has come and gone. Sleeping at 4 am in the morning and waking up at 9 is over. Now its sleeping at 7 am in the morning and waking up at 2...lolz!! Cuz the PS2 is in the house man. Hmmm...having a really unhealthy lifestyle boy. Gosh...the whole world is leaving for Singapore in 10 days time. Sigh...and the clubbing gang is all gonna assemble back to our homeland...minus me...wat the hell. Suddenly I have tis tinge of regret for doing summer course. Never mind...save some gals for me k Jensen n Jase. Fuck shit. Gotta wait till Feb then I can party. DAMN SIANZ!!! Why no one wanna employ me dammit! Applied for like 10 jobs and no replies...screw u Australia!!!

As I've said before...Australia's public transport system sucks to the core...yeah I noe...wats new. I had an exam on a public holiday. Fuck man...only here have exam on a public holiday. N guess wat...when I reached the biggest shopping centre in Aussieland...there was NO bus to my house!!! 6 km walk home in the god damn cold....just like back in Taiwan. I mean...wat the hell are these people doing man. So much for an efficient transprot system...go to hell.

2 more clubbing sessions wif the gang and skool's starting on the 25th. Hope tis week will turn out well man. Been raining hail these few days...supposed to be summer already. Wat the hell is going on with the weather...I wanna go St Kinda beach to suntan n walk around city in just my singlet n jeans with my Oakley's on.

Oh yea...people have been buggin me to put more pictures of Fei Fei...bloody hell...this blog is about me...not about my dog...so u ding-dongs view my blog to see my cute lil maltesekingcharlescavaliercalledfeifei n not nicelilnicholashanwhoissufferinginmelbounrewifnocarnmoney rite...fine...be like tat. Here are the pictures ladies! (notice its always the ladies that request it n not the guys)

I'm bored....

Tickle me please

''I was naughty so I was put in the bathtub to reflect"

"I'm trying to reflect real hard...I tink it was Louis fault, not mine"

Stop taking my picture!!

I told u to stop taking my picture!!

For the last time stop snapping...I'm trying to sleep!!

''Fine...just one pose n please leave!!'

"Fine...finally can sleep"

My fucked up weapon

2006-11-09T03:25:00.000+11:00

Yes ladies and gentlemen...introducing the weapon manufactured during the World War II days...the damn weapon I carried around in NS. DAMN FUCKIN HEAVY LAH!!! Its damn loud by the way...but not that powerful....

Nice song by Josie and the pussycat dolls

2006-11-05T17:18:00.000+11:00

This is the place where I sit
This is the part where I love you too much
This is his heart as it kids
'Cause I'm getting tired or pretending I'm tough
And here if you want me
I'm yours you can hold me
I'm empty and taking and tumbling and braking

'Cause you don't see me
And you don't need me
And you don't love me
The way I wish you would
The way I know you could

I dream a world where you understand
That I dream a million sleepless nights
But I dream a fire when you're touching my hand
But it twists into smoke when I turn on the lights
I'm speechless and faded
It's too complicated
Is this how the book ends?
Nothing but good friends

This is the place in my heart
This is the place where I'm falling apart
Isn't this just where we met?
And is this the last just that I'll ever get?
I wish I was lonely
Instead of just only
Crystal and see through and not enough to you

God's Kitchen

2006-11-04T23:41:00.000+11:00

For all u ppl that missed God's Kitchen 2006...here it is!!!

BMT days

2006-10-27T17:23:00.000+10:00

Remember Tekong Island....tis is the Sergeant song (hey...tats me!!)

Singapore army

2006-10-27T17:00:00.000+10:00

Nabei...this one is damn hilarious...Singapore soldier nothing better to do. Must be reservist one...and who wears smart 4 chiong in jungle...tink its some HQ people trying to act garang!!

Lolz...another funny one...bloody hell man. Those guys damn free lah

2006-10-25T17:16:00.000+10:00

Damn cool video

2006-10-25T17:03:00.000+10:00

Events in September

2006-10-20T21:22:00.000+10:00

OK...I know I've been putting up lotsa rubbish for the past few posts...but guess wat...I've gotten over my PMS already. Haha...exams just round the corner and I jus managed to squeeze some time to update those people who has nothing better to do on a Friday evening and read my boring blog. So sitting on my comfy lazy chair over a cigarette (helps me think more carefully lolz, maybe exams should allow smoking)...here goes... The month of September was really crazy...lotsa clubbing, drinking, smoking and to round it off...a nice lil car accident. Time passes really quickly and I'm now at the end on my first semester. Had a discussion last night with my mum and dad as well as my aunt. I've decided not to come back so soon after all. I'm taking a summer course to lessen my workload. I've got 18 modules to complete in 2 years...dunno whether I'm killing myself by taking 2 majors but this option seems the most viable one...need to lighten my workload. I can take it in Spore actually but who's gonna take care of my dog? I can't push the dog to my cousin to take care of it for 3 months rite...so 2 weeks seems a reasonable request. Sigh...looks like for the next 4 years i'm gonna spend my birthday here and not with my frens in Spore. Living alone here has given me so much time for my own personal space to reflect on my life.

Keeping my priorities in-line isn't that easy after all. So many distractions, so many minor things to do that can really bother you up to your neck. So far my grades has been pretty good and my assignment scores doing better than expected. But i'm afraid complacency will set in and I'll jus screw up the examinations once again. motivating myself to study is no easy task...and sometimes I wonder what would I become in the future...a normal avarage worker trying hard to make ends meet with a meagre pay every month? A jobless person desperate to find work? Or maybe things may go smoothly after all. It's such a frightening thought thinking that after this is straight to the working life....facing society with all the hypocrites. I've finally reached the last stage of my dependant life and the burden of uncertainties in the future is weighing on my mind. I had a talk with Ceci and she asked me what were my priorities...was it all about getting exceptionally good grades and leave with my degree? Or do I wanna take back something of value other than good grades? The more I reflected on it the more confused i got. What do I really want now? My time management kinda sucks...as it always has been...and being an all-rounder is not simple at all. Back in the poly days it was so easy. I did all that I could...played and studied hard...participated in so many volunteery work in my old sec skool n in church...took part in the faculty committee, organised so many tings, did charity work, played soccer every weekend......but where has my drive gone too? Or is it the pressure to perform well in the final lap overseas getting to me? My family on both sides are depending on me to score well...and to make them proud. To set the standards for my siblings and younger cousins. The cost of studying here is so high...so are the expenses. So many expectations to fulfill.

I've met really nice people here who are damn fun...Jason, Jensen, Daren, Carmen, Ceci, Jay n the others. Really thank God for them...partying n sticking around. I've finally experienced a mega house party in Melbourne. It's called God's Kitchen and happens once a year...sumting close to ZoukOut. When I stepped into the arena the atmosphere was totally breathtaking. Just like those huge underground clubs in London n stuff. The DJ was freakin good man...thankx man Adrick for the treat...hauling my ass down...ahaha...and not to forget the drinks u kept buying tryin to make me drunk. Its a real good experience...i swear man.

Last night I got locked out of my house again...and this time the back door was locked so I couldn't get in. Yesterday was rubbish clearing day so I had to take the trash out to the main road. A habit of mine was to always lock the main door cuz I always had my keys on me. But suay suay my keys were on the dining table...and when I reached my pocket to call Jon, my phone was in my room. I climbed over the garage to the backyard and realised Jon had locked the sliding door at the back. Lucky Ceci's house was nearby so I took a 5 min walk to get the spares from her. You should have seen her expression when she saw me at the doorway. Sigh..this is wat happens when you take part in Yong Hui's game show regarding you-know-who and winning first prize man...the prize really comes to your doorstep...and lock you out of the house. No more stupid game shows like the previous one Hero Hui!

Well...here are the pictures of my clubbing sessions to date...

At God's Kitchen

Wecome to God's Kitchen...now where's the food?

Guess wat...my cousin decided to come too

We are all fucked in the head!

Look wat we saw....

Then Jason decided that we should do it too

With all the smoke...is God in the house??

Did Jensen see a hot chick tat made him take his attention away from the camera??

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Low and behold...we've jus broke the record by fitting 8 people into a 2 door Toyota Yaris!!!

It takes a Jackass to spoil a nice picture

...and the same idiot to ruin another!

All personnel please fall in n check strength b4 going in!!

Wei Hong's drunk

CKT ah CKT...CKT ah CKT!!!

Me, Cat n KooKoo

Events in the month of September

2006-10-20T18:19:00.000+10:00

Jay pretending to look drunk...must give him Golden Horse Award already man

Me, Carmen n Daren

Even Bryan decided to join the party

KooKoo!!

3 men n a KooKoo bird

Real men dun wear pink? Jon has a pink pants btw...case of kettle callin the pot black

2006-10-18T17:55:00.000+10:00

Shucks...I love both these songs man. Lifehouse's blind matches the show Sense and Sensibility very well. Its a pretty nice show actually, especially when I'm not a fan of romance novels and shows. The other is from Jerry Maguire, a song that really has a deep meaning.

It's 3 am!

2006-10-05T03:21:00.000+10:00

I can't seem to fall asleep. Its already 3 am. I remember Guang Liang's Yue Ding...I really love that MTV. I'm tink I'm a sucker for this type of music videos. How long do I have to wait for her...3 years, 8 years, 10 years? Or it will never happen again? Will we ever meet again? I don't know...maybe under different circumstances perhaps? Some scenes of the music video reminds me of the happier times we shared. Promises we made were broken...why? It seems I can trust the other specie any longer. Just being friends again seems so funny after so long together...or is it I'm just trying to run away from facts. Will she appear before me just like in the MTV? I guess not...I don't tink it would happen...maybe having a little hope might help...but in my heart I know it is just a foolish thought...I just can't seem to understand myself. Why do I continue hoping when she's long gone already...it's so hard to comprehend. Well...I've got 2 pals that understand how I feel since then...cuz it happened to them too. Maybe being nice guys never helps...you get hurt again and again. They treat you like a toy...one minute needing you so badly and then suddenly, you become like dirt...and it just had to be the person you loved most. Should we start hurting people rather than be hurt? Jerks does that, and they get away with it. It's somehow not fair...but then again...what is fair? I'm slowly going insane without an aim...the pain is eating through my soul...my heart was already long gone...shattered inside out...a person who has lost his faith and to a certain extend disillusionised. At 3 am in the morning and I'm posting such crap...I beg your forgiveness. Hope my male PMS would somehow end soon.

Attention KTL members and B.O.D Personnel

2006-10-04T18:47:00.000+10:00

Damn tis club is happening man...so thats where all the hot babes disappear to. Its in Taiwan bros...maybe we should go n pay it a visit huh

Singapura from Hossan Leong!!!!

2006-10-04T17:51:00.001+10:00

Tis is damn bloody funny man. Cheers to Hossan Leong...and I din noe Mr Brown was a ACS kid!

I'm crazy again...sigh...what's new

2006-09-30T23:19:00.000+10:00

I got this song while watching My Super-Ex Girlfriend. Sumhow this song just struck me really hard. It pretty sums up how I'm feeling right now. I show a happy person on the outside...carefree n such...but there's still this empty void left by her. Movies always potray a happy ending...but where's my happy ending? Why is everything so complicated? Why is God giving me this total silence and a cold shoulder? Lost hopes and dreams...maybe? Or maybe not. I don't know whether she found her happiness since then...but I know from that day onwards I've never found mine. 2 years has come and gone...and gawd I really still miss her like hell. Perhaps fooling myself that one day she might just come back again.

Love is Just A Game-Magic Numbers

Oh, maybe I think maybe I don't
Maybe I will maybe I won't
Find my way this time
I hear you're calling me soon
One of these days
Some of these days, and somebody pays
It happens all the time
I'll believing, believing you wanted me to

And maybe I'm a fool for walking in line
And maybe I should have tried to leave this time
I'm an honest mistake that you made
Did you mean to?
Did you mean?
Oh, did you mean?

Love is just a game
Broken all the same
And I will get over you
Love is just a lie
Happens all the time
Swear I know this much is true

Oh, and they coloured you up
They coloured you down, they coloured you in
And I've been waiting so long
To take you home

And maybe I think, maybe I don't
Maybe I will, maybe I won't
Find my way tonight
But I hear you're calling me soon
And maybe I'm a fool for walking in line
And maybe I should have tried to leave this time
I'm an honest mistake that you made
Did you mean to?
Did you mean?
Oh, did you mean?

Love is just a game
Broken all the same
And I will get over you
Love is just a lie
Happens all the time
Swear I know this much is true

I'm a Green Dog!!

2006-09-29T11:48:00.000+10:00

Something that I found kinda interesting...what do u think guys?

You're green, the color of growth and vigor. Good-hearted and giving, you have a knack for finding and bringing out the best in people. Green is the most down-to-earth color in the spectrum — reliable and trustworthy. People know they can count on you to be around in times of need, since your concern for people is genuine and sincere. You take pride in being a good friend. For you, success is measured in terms of personal achievement and growth, not by status or position. Rare as emeralds, greens are wonderful, natural people. It truly is your color!

*Dog*: A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends,all of them being quality-personified.

Something to ponder about

2006-09-20T12:41:00.000+10:00

Got this from one of my ex-army men...pretty good though...tink I should live by it

Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So lets get wasted all the time
And have the time of our life...

So people...think about it!

Updates!!

2006-09-20T12:10:00.000+10:00

Geez...exactly 30 days since my last post. I've finally finished my 2 killer assignments...a 3000 word and a graph essay. Hehe...so happy man...spent 1 whole week of oil burning nights to complete it...what a sense of achievement. Hope to score on this assignments then it would make my job of getting a D much easier. Btw...D is distinction ah...and not A+, A- B....all the way to D. LOLZ.

Hmmm...my lucks real bad even though i'm having a good time here. Just last friday the gang went go-karting...Jay, Jensen, Jason, Joyce (notice all starts wif the letter J), Daren and I wif some other ppl (next time Jonnyboy when u are ard). Total of nine karts having a race. Good thing is, we all were having fun...bad thhing was, I almost got banned from the track and was fucked for dangerous driving...hahah. Sad man...neway...after that we were going to have dinner then to clubbing. Guess wat...on our way to dinner, I got into an accident...fuck...lan gah car on a friday nite. Wat a put off...and that very same afternoon Ceci was talking about Mr You-Knoe-Who and I told her not to mention No. 1 brother or else I at nite sure lan gah the car. Sigh...true enough it happened...should have kept my big mouth shut. And the car repairs is gonna cost me 1k plus man. There goes my aim of gettin a car by Feb...looks like it would have to wait a tad bit longer.

Well...Jay was having a great time at the club making out with a 17 year old girl. She's quite pretty though with a nice hot ass (which he claimed) and were busily making out on the dance floor. At least his experience was so much better than mine. I'm gonna stop talking about him n her now less Karma strikes me again n the next time it will be worst. Saturday was clubbing again cuz it was Kelwin's bdae. Funny thing is...when Jonny goes clubbing with us...there are not many gals around. But when he's not ard, the gals outnumber the guys...haha...yeah...we are all complaining about it but I'm sure there is one person that is happy about his status quo...rite Ceci!! LOLZ! Yeah...Kelwin got really drunk and started spouting nonsense at me and Bryan about we growing up together n stuff...so funny lah.

So the highlight of tis month was clubbing, go-karting and a car accident. Damn happening life in Aussie. Think I should change my blog name to Nick's damn happening suay life in Melbourne huh...well...the pics will be up soon when I get them...haha...so Ms Chen Liping, stop chasing me to update my pics on frenster as well as my blog...unless u wanna buy me a digicam so that I can take more pics..hahah...today's a wednesday...2 more days till friday...can't wait for the weekends to come...cuz its term break next week...wahaha...

Drinking party turned nightmare for Mr Kwan

2006-08-19T13:10:00.000+10:00

Now...how many people have seen our Mr Kwan walking around half naked?? Not many right? Maybe from time to time its waist up. But on one special occasion...he was caught with his pants down!!! Took 3 guys to tackle tipsy Kwan to get his jeans off...the reaction...priceless. Here are some of the highlights of what happened during that fateful night.

Mr Kwan looking lost...wondering where he's jeans was...sorry for the bad take cuz I was almost about to roll on the floor laughing...

Emergency evasive action taken by Jonny grabbing the nearest army shorts available...looks like a skirt doesn't it

Guess what...we took the shorts from him too!!!

Jonny Kwan lying on the bed...semi-naked....trying to salvage whats left of his dignity

Full details will be out soon in a movie format of that fateful night courtesy of Jay Koh and his trusty Sony Ericsson...stay tuned

Best donuts in e world

2006-08-19T13:00:00.000+10:00

This is e BEST doughnuts I've ever eaten. Preveen bought 2 boxes of Aussieland's famous Krispy Kreme from Sydney. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside with powdered sugar...yummilicious. One box was eaten by those god-damned ants...the other box was shared between Johnny, Jay and I with the equal and fair proportion of Jonny: 3/4 doughnut, Jay: 1/4 doughnut and of course...moi: erm...5 doughnuts. What to do...they left it in the fridge for such a long time...couldn't help eating then...didn't want them to go bad or else it would be such a waste rite guys.

I'm back!!!

2006-08-19T12:31:00.000+10:00

Finally I'm back after almost a 2 month absence. What to do...really busy busy as a bumble bee. Speaking truthfully, it took me almost 2 months to settle down. Moving from house to house is no easy job. After you get used to one place, the next thing is u gotta go. Getting my phone an internet up was really a chore. Thanx to Jay who ermm..'kao bei kao bu' to the provider that we got one month's free waiver of telephone and internet...hehe...really good ah he. I call him the da jie of the house. Making sure everything is neat, stuff n reciepts taken care of...now what is moi..the Poly accountant doing?? Hehe...nothing!!!

Some updates of my bloody boring and monotonous life here...if you still don't know...Melbourne city...which is so-called equivalant to our Orchard road, closes at 5pm on the weekends. Buses ends at 3. So now how the fuck to I get home from city after 5?? Take a cab which cost me like 28 bucks shared by 3 of us...sometimes 2. Sucks doesn't it. So what's the moral of the story...to dad, mum, uncles, aunties and grandparents...I tink poor ol' me need a car...I'll come around soon with the help-poor-Nicholas-car fund tin.

So...life goes on...after skool, I come home n study, before skool I study again...on friday while everyone is getting ready to party...I study...on sat and sun...I study again. What the fuck is wrong with me...I've got no social life!! AArrgghhh...ok...except for some odd fridays tat I get to club...what else can I do. So...the gang came up with a brilliant solution...to get a dog!!! Fei Fei's her name n she's so damn cute!!!

From the pet store looking all innocent and cudly...

To lying on the comfy new bed I bought for her...

To giving me a ticklish back massage and unbearable licks on my neck and face...

And finally the main objective...getting my double bed....geez...this gal really know how to work her way up. But no worries, she hasn't peed or pooed on my bed yet. So...ahem its still safe to sleep on my bed.

In Aussieland

2006-07-05T04:59:00.000+10:00

It has been almost a week since I touched down to Melbourne. (Sorry mum and grandma...I didn't mean to make you all cry at the airport...I'm doing fine here...so stop worrying)
I've finally more or less settled down here...feeling a tad bit of homesick though. The weather's pretty cold...bout 10-13 deg in the day dropping to 4-7 at night. Its the wind that chills you to the bone...luckily I've lotsa warm jackets courtesy from my uncle...thanx man. Neway, the nights are really warm in my room cuz I have a heater one 24 hrs a day and the other one warms up my room further if the weather gets too cold. I have a great room mate here plus my best fren hanging around just down the road so dun worry mum...I'm well taken care off.

The weekends were pretty hectic...when to Crown Casino to watch the Germany vs Argintina match, had lunch and dinner in Chinatown and some Asian restaurant...and bought some necessaties from the supermarket. How I really miss Singapore...the food, the crowd and all. Here all the damn shops closes at 5-6 pm. Only the chinese eateries and supermarket in open till the later hours. When the clock strikes 6.30pm...it gets dark...by the time it hits 8pm...the place is deserted...just like 11pm Singapore time...or comparable to a Sunday night along Shenton Way. No place to eat after 9...nowhere t0 go after 10. So that's why I've been so free blogging away.

We finally settled our house along Panorama St in Clayton. Its a 40 min bus ride to my Uni at Burwood. A 2-storey townhouse with 3 rooms and best of all...for 450 mth...it comes fully furnished. Hopefully we can move in on the 10th this month. Cuz my temporary hole-up place doen't give me a secure feeling...and my room is pretty messy. My mum will have a fit if she see's it...heh heh.

My messy room...don't worry...its just for the time being

Beer was to cold...so I decided to settle with red wine to go with my Speghetti Bologniese

International beer feast!!!

My American friend called Erin...and nope...her surname is not Brokervich

I'm kinda nervous of school now cuz I'm in a pretty new environment (wonder where the girls in my Uni are from...hehe...Japan or Korea hopefully...ok...that's not the point). Guess I'll find out tomorz when I drop by to school for a while for some lil seminar. Btw...I've come to realize my cooking sucks...I'll just have to practice more...so mum...I'll be calling in soon again to start getting receipes from ya.

The World Cup semi-finals are starting...wanna catch it now.
So much for now...see ya all folks...

Our last and final day...

2006-07-04T05:28:00.000+10:00

5 days passed really fun and tonight I'm flying back. Today was gonna be a slack day so we went to visit the much acclaimed Stanley Beach. Details and pictures below.

Stanley Beach...with no babes...

Hero Hui reminiscing the happier times in life...

But all changed when he recieved news that a mobilisation was coming up....

No worries...we're here to cheer him up!!!

Till Johnny decided to fart in the water....xiao liaoz...clear the danger area!!!

Hero Hui kenna some fart cuz he siam too slow...now looking for a de-contamination kit...hehe...MOB 4 no use liaoz

Lunch at Seafront Cafe

Hero Hui's gonna take the ultimate alcohol test....

'Wah...You looking down on me tink I cannot drink issit??'

The SAF 7 Core Values are...........
Drink UP!!

LiAOZ.........

Xiao bo...spec kenna caught outside wearing camp singlet drinking Beer

I'm drinking Hoegaarden in a Carlsberg mug...Jon's drinking Coca Cola in a Hoegaarden glass...now who's the man...

This was for lunch..yummy

Wait a minute...OMG!!! A Slight resemblence of Hard Gay..Okkaayy...FoOooo

Day 3

2006-07-04T01:55:00.000+10:00

Sigh...still the same old ting...shopping and shopping and shopping. But hey hey...I got a really nice t-shirt and a blazer...and to everyone's surprise...there is a little pink in it...heh heh

Dinner was supper yummy...and for a huge fraction of the costs...4 of us had a 8 course dinner including the much sought after...cheese lobster!!! Here are the highlights of our dinner....

Here ze Cheese Lobster

The mushroom veggie dish...

Soya chicken

The shark's fin.....

And finally....the main topic of the trip....

Three of us wearing the same coloured shirt minding our own business...

Till Hero Hui decided to step in to show us who's the boss....

Trust me...we were taking pictures of us going up and down the MTR escalator all night long...

Day 2

2006-07-04T00:28:00.000+10:00

OK...I got a lil tipsy last night while clubbing...so I woke up really late...the rest went for tim sum without me so I settle my lunch on my own. Heheh...finally I was all alone...so I filled the bathtub up with warm water and 2 bottles of hotel body foam...wala!! I got a bubble bath. Can't take a picture of this cuz there might be nudity involved. Can't take any chances can I...

Headed to Sogo to meet the rest after lunch...nothing much to do on a Sunday anyway...so it was some looking around and stuff like that...

Here is a picture of Mongkok Night Market...a.k.a Singapore's version of Pasar Malam

Can't really recall what I ate for dinner that night but we had dessert at Mongkok. I don't know the name of it but I was formally located at International Plaza next to the Thai Embassy...too bad its not around in Singapore anymore.

Mango pudding with mixed fruits!! Hehe...healthy lifestyle

Wussup man...Hero Hui looking lost again???

Day 1

2006-06-26T22:18:00.000+10:00

Hmmm...spent the whole day shopping at Causeway Bay...but I didn't get to buy anything...sheesh...80% of the shops sells gal's stuff...so what the heck...but we had a very good lunch at Tsui Wah...the black pepper beef with rice was heavenly. Nothing much really happened in the day...had Xiao Long Bao for dinner...it was good except that the Szechuan La mian I ordered was tasteless...ended up finishing Jay's fried rice. Wahaha...but what the heck...can't wait to go Lan Kwai Fong to club man. At least there's something to look forward to...Hei Hei here I come!!!

Geez...guess what? Dunno whether it's my fukin bad luck or what...Hei Hei was closed for a member's party. Went to Ha Ha Club but it was empty...and in the end...ended up at suger. Babes were't lacking though...but sianz...all spoke mandarin or cantonese. I mean...my cheeena mandarin is half past six...had a tough time there man. Heh heh...but the music was good. R n B and hip hop all night long. The drinks were pretty ex though. Hmmm...guess I'll go Hei Hei on Monday.

Back at the hotel Jay didn't let me sleep. He was wearing this robe with nothing underneath and kept shaking me to wake up on the bed...like I said...my gay partner in crime

If you were wondering who Jay is...look no further...see his fried rice on the table...hehe

Hong Kong was fun!

2006-06-25T21:31:00.000+10:00

Sheesh...my 5 day trip in HK passed so fast. Looking back...I wished I had done much more there.

Day 0
Pretty much uneventful. Reached HK at 1030 am but waited till 4 for some uncle who had the car and house keys to arrive from Bangkok. Slept at the airport with Yong Hui while some bloody irritating Chinaman n women shouting on their handphones like they are in some construction site. I mean...what the bloody fuck is their problem...behaving so uncivilized and inconsiderate to poor me trying to sleep there. Such a disgrace...lucky I wasn't born some chinaman or else I'll be like that too. Then at 3 plus Brian touched down to HK. The gang has finally assembled...now time to wait for that uncle to arrive.

Yong Hui and I sleeping at the airport....ZzzzzzZzz

We reached the house at Repulse Bay around 5...man the view was pretty good. Facing the sea and sorts like that. The beach was just right at our doorstep. Sianz...not enough rooms...only 2 bedrooms for like 5 of us. So in the end Brian and I joined my future Aussie room-mate cum gay partner Jay at the 5 Star Regal Hotel at Causeway Bay for our rendeavous. Man...the hotel is fabulous...the bath tub was huge (anyway...I was gonna make a point to soak in it sometime)

Bird's eye view at Repulse Bay

Night time at Repulse Bay

Dinner was very very good. Except my trusty ol' fren aka stubborn ol' mule decided to order fish...I didn't know how much that fucking goroupa cost but the total bill ended up $2500 HKD...which pretty sums up to 600 xing jia po dollars. First day there and the total damage was very high. With plenty of black faces...remember guys...never order fish when you are in Hong Kong...cuz its always subjected to market price...which I don't know how they calculate it.

Yummy isn't it

Now we have the prawns...

The yummu siew ngor...

And last but not least...coming straight from the seas of dun-noe-which-kelong-made-of-gold cum fried in a platinium gold frying pan...the ultimate...the unforgetable....Si beh Chor Red Goroupa!!! (Applause)

Next stop was in Mongkok called Nu Ren Jie a.k.a Ladies Street...its kinda same as Taiwan's Shiling Jie but not so fantastic. Bought 2 bags there...foe Aussieland...heheh...You can't expect me to wear more matured clothes in Aussieland and carry a Rip Curl bag to school right.

Moi leather bag...

Moi Diesel bag...

So the first day has ended...with a expensive dinner and 2 bags. Still thinking of the huge bath tub in the hotel..heh heh...I'll put the pictures of HK as soon as I can download them.

Arrrgghhh....so frustrated!!!!

2006-06-09T22:34:00.000+10:00

Just a week and the laptop that I wanted was totally outta stock. Not in the shops I mean...had someone working somewhere where I could get a major discount at staff price...sheesh...just 7 days too late. What the heck...didn't know why I took so long to place my order. Sigh...guess its just fate that I get it from the shops out there...its not a tad bit more ex but a whooping $600.

Guess I need to be more like a Singaporean...start thinking like a Singaporean. I shall perhaps start practicing 'Kiasuism' (I wonder if its the correct spelling) and maybe I will not be left behind anymore. After all...those who are kiasu wins most of the time...haven you noticed...you see it in your everyday life..people rushing into the trains or buses to get seats...or a little meagre space just to get home like what?? 4 mins faster?? Geez man...while slow and calm people like me end up standing the whole journey or by some unfortunate luck..take the next train or bus and ending up late for whatsoever appointment??

Or another perfect example is to start queuing up for some sale or silly hello kitty toy. Sometimes its quite embarressing when an overseas friend insists of seeing how a typical Singaporean behave. I guess its a blessing that I'm not like one...different in another way...but still a pure Singaporean.

Sianz

2006-06-07T12:46:00.001+10:00

Sigh...another 2 more weeks before my time in Singapore is up. Still having mixed feeling though...half excited and the other half...much afraid. This Saturday marks my last time clubbing wif my Kaki's....Sylvia, Candice, Grace n gang. I'm trying my best to meet up with as many people as I can before I leave but somehow there is not enough time...exam periods are coming up for some so yeah...by the time they are free I'm not around. My mondays to fridays are taken up by work, Saturdays are totally fully booked, my Sundays are cooking lesson days...gee...I have such a busy schedule. So many people demanding my time, sometimes to the extend of being a bit unreasonable, and such limited time I have in a day to accomplish and accomodate to each demand while the clock ticks by ceaselessly every second...I'm trying my best guys...but I'm no superhuman who can jetset from one place after another at odd hours of the day...I need my rest too you know.

Well...at least its heartening to know that Estel got me a present...but she wun give it to me or even the slightest hint of what it is until I meet her this Saturday. Hmmm....I tried guessing from a zippo, to a cigarette case, a shirt, jacket, hat, wallet, skool bag, pencil case and even a vcd...she's not letting up...what else in this world is practical to use and you can't wear it...puzzles me man.

6 more working days to go before the HK trip...hang in there!!

Something to really ponder about...

2006-06-05T22:50:00.000+10:00

Here's something to ponder upon...I guess its good reflecting it with yer love life...
Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest??
It isn't love, it's LIKE.
You can't keep your eyes or hands off of her
It isn't love, it's LUST.
Are you proud, and eager to show her off??
It isn't love, it's LUCK.
Do you want her because you know she's there??
It isn't love, it's LONELINESS.
Are you with her because it's what everyone wants??
It isn't love, it?s LOYALTY.
Are you with her because she kissed you, or held your hand?
It isn't love, it's LOW CONFIDENCE.
Do you stay for her confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt her?
It isn't love, it's PITY.
Do you belong to herbecause the sight of her makes your heart skip a beat??
It isn't love, it's INFATUATION.
Do you pardon her faults because you care about her?
It isn't love, it's FRIENDSHIP.
Do you tell her every day she is the only one you think of?
It isn't love, it's a LIE.
Are you willing to give up all of your favorite things for her sake?
It isn't love, it's CHARITY.

Does your heart ache and break when she's sad?
Then it's LOVE.
Do you cry for her pain, even when she's strong?
Then it's LOVE.
Do her eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts?
Then it's LOVE.
Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you to her?
Then it's LOVE.
Do you accept her faults because it's a part of who she is?
Then it's LOVE.
Are you attracted to others, but stay with her faithfully without regret??
Then it's LOVE.
Would you give her your heart, your life, your death??
Then it's LOVE.

Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love? Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long for? This torture, this powerful death of self? Why? The answer is so simple cause it's...LOVE. It is such an addictive thing that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well.
Love hurts our feeling, but it's also the reason our soul heal..

100 things you might not know...

2006-06-02T13:22:00.000+10:00

In case you dunch know me that well...here are the hundred things about me which you might never guess would happen to me...

* You can only say YES or NO.** You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks!
1. Taken a picture naked? No
2. Painted your room? No
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No
4. Drove a car? Yes
5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
6. Had a crush? Yes7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from friend? No
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
10. Been in a fist fight? Yes of course
11. Snuck out of your house? Yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
13. Been arrested? NO
14. Made out with a stranger? Heh heh…Yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? NO
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
20. Seen someone die? Yes
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? NO
23. Slept in until 3PM? Yes
24. Love or miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? NO
27. Played dress up? NO
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
31. Been to a club? Yes
32. Felt an earthquake? NO
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? Yes
35. Been suspended from school? NO
36. Had detention? Yes
37. Been in a car accident? Yes
38. Hated the way you look? Yes
39. Witnessed a crime? NO
40. Pole danced? NO
41. Been lost? Yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes
43. Felt like dying? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
45. Sang karaoke? NO
46. Sucked your thumb? Yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? Yes
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Yucks…No
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? NO
50. Kissed in the rain? Yes
51. Sing in the shower? Yes
52. Made love in a park, beach or cinema? Ahem.. Yes
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yes
54. Glued your hand to something? Yes
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? NO
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? NO
57. Been a cheerleader? NO….
58. Sat on a roof top? Yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? NO
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes
61. Played chicken? NO
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes
64. Broken a bone? NO65. Been easily amused? Yes
66. Laugh so hard you cry? NO
67. Mooned/flashed someone? NO!!!
68. Cheated on a test? Yes
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes
70. Slept naked? Yes
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? NO
72. Performed on stage? Yes
73. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes
76. Made love to anything not human? NO
77. Failed a class? NO
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? NO
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? NO
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? NO
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? NO
82. Thrown strange objects? Yes
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Thought about running away? Yes
85. Ran away? NO
86. Did drugs? NO
87. Had detention and not attend it? Duh…I mean Yes
88. Dumped anyone? Yes
89. Made a parent cry? NO
90. Cried over someone? YES
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? ??? Wats tat??
92. Dated someone more than once? Yes
93. Have/had a dog? NO
94. Own an instrument? Yes
95. Been in a band? Yes
96. Drank 25 sodas in a day? NO
97. Broken a cd? Yes
98. Shot a gun? Yes
99. Dated a married person of the opposite sex? NO
100. Written a love letter? Yes

2006-05-31T14:17:00.000+10:00

3 more weeks before I leave for Aussieland. The feeling is terrible. Its just the same as the day I enlisted to the army...standing at the ferry terminal waiting for my turn to board the ferry to Tekong Island. Gonna miss so many things back here...gonna start a new life all over again. Worst of all...I have not even settled my accomodation yet...heh heh...poor me....gonna sleep on the streets of Melbourne.

For the past 2 weeks I've been clubbing like mad...I tink Butter Factory is pretty good...it has a chic crowd and at least the age limit is above 18...so you dun really see those erm...younger guys and girls there. The crowd's more matured (the hippie crowd I call it)...that's the way I like it. With hip hop and R n B all nite long...I can't ask for more.

We opened a bottle of Martel last Sat at Butter...Kris got pissed drunk while having one Martel shots too many...sigh...was stuck outside Double O tryin to sober her up...yeah...till like 5 man...and we left the club at 3 plus. Next time she's banned from drinking so much.

Well...its kinda sad that I'm leaving this company. My manager's one crazy women, my supervisor's one helluva person and my colleagues; a fun bunch...its kinda rare that you see all these coming in a package. Exactly 2 more weeks till my last day at work...and then I'm flying off to Hong Kong wif the usual suspects for 5 days of fun...wooohooo!!!

Heheh...something to tickle your bones

2006-05-05T14:42:00.000+10:00

Lee Family to Take Over National Football Team

Rumours about the Lee family taking over the Singapore Football team were confirmed yesterday when leading members of the family showed up for a practice session with the National team -- sporting new hairdos inspired by World Cup 2002."Singapore is facing a shortage of talent and we lack credible leadership with vision and the ability to score goals," said Mr. Noah Hope, Chairman of the FAS. PM BG Lee showed off his new Ronaldo-inspired haircut, and proceeded to mesmerise the National team players with his heading skills.

"Obviously we have a very fine head here," said Masuk Dua, the team's new goalkeeper as he failed to stop one of his thundering headers off a corner. "All that Cambridge and Harvard education must have helped hone his skills in reading the ball and judging its trajectory." Grassroots leaders who were carrying and juggling spare balls on the sidelines oohed and aahed as the PM proceeded to complete a hat-trick during the practice session. PM Lee's younger brother, Lee Hsien Yang wowed the younger fans with a Ronaldinho inspired flowing dreadlock hairdo. He proceeded to dazzle everybody with his prowess in midfield, directing the play using miniature Singtel handphones that every player was required to use.

"It is obvious that they are qualified to play for Singapore based on merit alone," gushed Mr.Hope. "They have incredible ball control and the uncanny ability to avoid being tackled," he added as the two brothers brought the ball out from defence and scored a goal with three touches of the ball in an impressive show of dribbling skills. "Our players tried to get past their security guards but they were just too good." Meanwhile, Mdm Ho Ching, arrived with a dyed-blonde look. The Chairman of Temasek and defensive midfielder told the press that although she admired the Brazilian team's skills, she was not impressed with their hairstyles. "The Japanese players showed more style in their hair colour and there is something about them we can emulate, even if it's not their economic progress."

She also added that being blonde had its advantages as she can also change to a more spiky David Beckham look if that proved to be more popular with the fans. PM Lee Hsien Yang quipped, "Maybe you should have my dreadlocks. Then people can call you Ronaldin-Ho." "Our policy of hiring players from Nigeria and Croatia has been a dismal failure as those countries showed a lack of aptitude by not even qualifying for the Round of 16," explained Mr. Hope. "Our political leaders have decided that taking over the National team was for the greater good." In a related development, the AG Chambers has announced that it will look into the possibility of litigation against opponents who resort to yellow-card tactics in an effort to ensure that the National football team enjoys a level playing field overseas. Furthermore, teams that manage to beat Singapore may have to face a legal challenge on grounds of potential defamation.

Just another weekend...

2006-05-03T15:25:00.000+10:00

Another long week just passed in a blink on an eye...after drawing out a small percentage from my newly recieved Progress Package, went to Devil's on Saturday nite...sigh...nowadays clubbing doesn't really appeal to me anymore. Or is it jus becuz I've been working at the night scene for too long. Wanted to go to Mdm Wong at first but Candice said her frens wanted to go to the latter so yeah...ended up waiting till 3 for the R n B and hip hop to start...by that time I was already too tired to do any body movements. The crowd wasn't that fantastic in fact...maybe it wasn't the place for me. Worst of all, my clubbin khaki Vic couldn't come down again (as usual). Had to spend quality time with his galfren. It was a pretty uneventful nite...so in the end we left at 4 and I went home with Estella. At least we had Monday to look forward to...suntanning at Sentosa. But low and behold...the sky was pretty dark on Monday, and it started to rain on our way down. So in the end we just had lunch and I headed back home. Pretty f**k up way to spend the long weekend duncha tink?

5 more days before my parents come back from Hainan island...so much for blastin the music from my computer at high decibels and stuff like that. Well..at least this 2 weeks of pure freedom was fun. Wished they had extended their holidays there...heh heh. So its gonna be a new week at work again...living a life of no existance, doing monotonous jobs. But what the hell...the pay is darn good. At least the following Friday I'm hitting the clubs again. Colleen's birthday...and I know this time it will be fun. Somehow I kinda miss my bartending job...oh well...get over it dude..its over...no more serving hot babes behind the counter, no more receiving compliments from them and finally...no more flirting on the job

Vote Wars!!!

2006-04-28T18:50:00.000+10:00

The father, son and Holy Goh is back with the rest of the gang!

My end at Attica

2006-04-28T14:03:00.000+10:00

Tonight marks my last day working at Attica as a bartender. After 4 months of sheer hard work...impossible working hours that few have ventured, unruly customers and pressure from my family, mental fatigue has finally taken over. Though I'm gonna really miss this job, I still have to listen to my body in the end. Since taking a day job 2 months ago, I guess I spend more time at the office and club more than on my bed.
A normal work week consists of the usual 9-6 in the weekdays...usually hits up to 11 or 12 am except of Fridays, reportin to Attica at 10pm on Friday, end at 7am the next day, head back to office at 2pm, report back to work at 10pm again on that same Saturday and end at 7 am on the Sunday. My rest days lasts for a good 24 hours before its back to the following working Monday. 2 whole months of this so-called 'highly active lifestyle'. I've been labelled as crazy, workaholic, ironman and stuff like that. But what the hell, I enjoy working at Attica, too bad the pay ain't enought to help me survive...I mean...how can you live with just 600 bucks a month. Even less than what I got for NS.
Well...after all the money I've saved, gonna get a Compaq laptop for my studies in Aussieland. Its the cool white one...my accounts manager has someone working for HP...heh heh heh...heard I can get a pretty good discount. Can't wait to get to Melbourne, 2 of my buddies are there having a really good life. Life's pretty screwed up without both of them around...so much for the 'lah teh' and 'DotA' sessions we used to have...the clubbing sessions where whoever-was-the-drunk-guy was pushed towards some ahem...not so attractive babe to be grabbed with...heh heh...and of course...the endless and legendary 'KTL' (where to go in hokkien) after the whole jing gang has arrived. Just push on for 1 and the half months to go...its countdown time...then I'll start a whole new life in another country...with my buddy, my laptop and meee!!!

Hey hey hey

2006-04-28T13:26:00.000+10:00

Hmmm...today is my first time creating a blog. Needed to create one so i can post comments on Johnny's blog. On the other hand, can be pretty fun actually. Need something to de-stress myself. So much for now, I'll start posting stuff pretty soon...when i have the time. Or should I say...if I have the time.